the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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