Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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