U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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