What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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