Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize