..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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