respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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