I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Dick very happy bro
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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