I smell stomach acid.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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