Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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