it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just want nice things and good sex
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Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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