Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
why is half of my head shaved?
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