two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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