Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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