they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
