"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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