Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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