I'll bet she douches with gravy.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
All I want is dick and wine.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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