I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Randomize
