Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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