That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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