so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Randomize
