I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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