I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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