i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.