he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
21 Of The Most Regrettable Tattoo Ideas Ever
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.