the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?