i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Randomize