I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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