Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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