Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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