just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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