seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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