i already hear my dad disowning me
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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