these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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