How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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