Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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