maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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