I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
