I would go down on you faster than GM stock
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Everyone says I win the strip club
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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