OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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