Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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