I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Randomize
