If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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