this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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