playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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