Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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