I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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