Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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