the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
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I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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