Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
