Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
