belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think I am morally bankrupt
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Randomize
