I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
My bed is full of blood and feathers
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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