YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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