What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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