do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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