Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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