She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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